5. Child’s Play 2 & 3 – C’mon, everyone: let’s hold hands and curse like Chucky does in these two terrible, silly, disorganized sequels to the cult classic original, Child’s Play. Yes, both movies suck. Yes, there’s nothing there for you to learn. But…there’s TONS of laughs. In fact, every time Chucky gets mad (which is almost always) his vulgarity takes control.
4. Ace Ventura 2 – Simply terrible…plot-wise. The search for an albino bat to be returned to some made-up tribe in the jungle came pretty close to making me puke but the ongoing laughs and silly antics of Jim Carey and Tommy Davidson in a cameo (In Living Color alums in the house!) make the movie worth watching if you’re in the mood to get tickled. The spit part rocks!
3. Ricochet – Can’t figure out why a lot of critics hated on this Denzel/Lithgow/Ice T thriller about a sociapathic criminal (Lithgow) out for blood-curdling vengeance on the lawyer who did him in (Washington). Compared to the shallow, boring thrillers of the last 10 years, this supposedly “bad” movie beats them all and is actually watchable…and Ice T’s in it!
2. Showgirls – Okay, this movie absolutely, positively, SUCKS!!! However, let’s be honest: Elizabeth Berkley trotting around topless ALL THE TIME ain’t so bad as well as the myriad of other hots girls trotting around topless. I mean, honestly, most guys can name 10 movies from the 90′s they hated more than this piece of crap – fortunately, the nudity gets this on my list.
1. Kingpin – Judging from critics lists bashing movies from the 1990s, Kingpin is up there on WAY too many lists. This Woody Harrelson/Randy Quaid comedy, the Farrelly Brother’s second feature, is an absolute laugh fest with a pretty damn good story line and moments that will have you doubled over in laughter. In fact, in my honest opinion, Kingpin is a better AND funnier movie than their 3rd feature, the blockbuster, THERE’S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY. And all of the cameos in this movie are hilarious as well. Get on your damn Netflix now and order it if you haven’t had the priviledge of watching possibly the most underrated comedy of all time.
