THE MAN TRIBUTE: CHAPTER 3

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

CHAPTER 3: MICHAEL KELLER DITKA, JR. 

WE KNOW HIM AS: “IRON” MIKE DITKA

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If you’re a football fan, you’re a Ditka fan. As in, Mike Ditka aka Iron Mike or Hurricane Ditka (if you watched SNL’s Super Fans of “Da Bears” fame). Most recognized today for his coaching tenure with the Chicago Bears where he won Super Bowl XX over the New England Patriots. Don’t forget that Hurricane Ditka is also a Hall of Famer, a tight end who transcended a position originally known for blocking into a position that was used as an offensive threat. Also, Ditka has some of the greatest quotes and outbursts in the history of the NFL. 

Ditka quotes:

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Q: What’s the difference between a 3-week-old puppy and a sportswriter?
A: In 6 weeks, the puppy will stop whining.

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“I’m not a mean player. You’ll notice I never pick on a player who has a number above 30.”

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“Those who live in the past are cowards and losers.”

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*on his rivalry with head coach Buddy Ryan
“He’s just jealous. You know what they say. Empty tin cans make the most noise, and he’s an empty tin can. This game is between the Bears and the Eagles, not Ditka and Ryan. We all know who would win that one. Ditka, hands down.”

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“Attack always.”
And the best quote of all!
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“If God had wanted man to play soccer, he wouldn’t have given us arms.”
I think we all deserve to give Iron Mike Ditka a tribute.

STOP…WATCHING THIS CRAP

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

Hello again, my friends. Swooping into the television category today for a few pieces of criticism I have about a large part of our current state of tv. There are some shows out there that are just TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE, STUPID AND POINTLESS. But, if that’s the case, WHY ARE YOU STILL WATCHING THEM??!! Well, that’s what I’m here for. To change your mind. Because me, I got some shows you SHOULD watch that will blow your mind.

So, let’s get to some criticism, shall we?

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GOSSIP GIRL (THE CW)

Another show sensationalizing the rich only this time it’s the young and rich. Still horse crap if you ask me. Just because Blair and her totally generic rich surroundings and cliche prep school friends are wealthy doesn’t make them cool. Not only that, it doesn’t make them interesting and it doesn’t give them some entitlement as to what we should and shouldn’t be doing in this world. 

However, here people are, gleaming over this show about ridiculous rich teenagers doing ridiculously rich teenage things as only ridiculous rich ridiculously pretentious young people can do (sorry about the ridiculous tirade). The truth is, the Gossip Girl could be called “Fake Girl” or “Just Another TV Rich Girl) because all this show does is throw constant praise over the wealthy life giving our young people yet another distorted view or reality. 

By the way, why are so many Americans obsessed with really rich people on television shows? Wouldn’t you think maybe it’d be a better idea to try to find a good way to get rich rather than to sit back and watch the lives of the rich?

TRY WATCHING THIS FOR A CHANGE 

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THAT 70′S SHOW (FOX)

Though this is a sitcom, this hilarious show is still closer to the reality of teenager’s and young adults than Gossip Girl. Watching the six main characters of the show, all friends, mingle and live their simple, ordinary young lives was watching real American young people operate in the space we’ve given them. 

While this show has tons of laughs and jokes, the main thing is the interaction between the six friends who mesh perfectly but have a ring of truth to each of them. It’s as if we’ve known all of them at some point or another in our lives, just by different names. Also, these were Wisconsin kids going to public school like most American teenagers do. Their houses were also very modest and their families middle class, just like most of us.

And while many of you may think the characters on That 70′s Show lived very simplistic, easy-going lives with the typical woes that come accustomed with young adulthood, that’s how most young adults live. 

Watch Gossip Girl and then watch That 70′s Show and you tell me which one is closer to home. Maybe That 70′s Show is silly, over-the-top and super quirky, but it sends a better message than the “it’s hip to be rich” undertones accompanied with Gossip Girl.