I thought it might do us all some good to compare a few brunettes in this category. Let’s take a look, shall we?
$MONEY$
LAUREN CONRAD
The main star of MTV’s The Hills, Lauren Conrad is just another hot rich girl who was a friend of a friend whose father has a lot of connections or something along those lines. The show is about nothing and I don’t care to elaborate because that would be giving the show and its characters a little too much credit. I think many of you feel me on this. However, I don’t lie, and Miss Conrad is a beautiful girl but how does she match up against some of our other contestants?
HONEY
ASIA CARRERA
Asia Carrera was a world famous porn star for about 10 years from 1993-2003. Now, if you can get over the fact that she’s hot and obviously a freak, I’ll let you in on something interesting: Asia Carrera has an IQ over 150! Yep. Bet Lauren Conrad can’t claim anything of that nature. On the contrary, Conrad wasn’t getting banged on camera all the time either so that’s in her favor by most people’s standards. Either way, she’s one of the most popular porn stars of all time.
PLAYBOY BUNNY
CARMELLA DECESARE
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!
Anybody who disagrees with me needs to see a psychiatrist.
Until next week, so long.
