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*a fun little section with hot women but here’s the catch: money is a rich lady (think Orange County Housewives), porn honeys are porn stars, and Playboy Bunnies are well, Playboy Bunnies. Lay ‘em out and let you decide who’s the hottest. And it rhymes too!

For Round 1, I decided to keep all the pretty ladies blonde for the sake of a fair argument so throw me a friggin’ bone if you have any arguments.

So, in honor of our money, porn honeys and Playboy Bunnies, a list…

ROUND 1…FIGHT!

THE $$$MONEY$$$

ORANGE COUNTY HOUSEWIFE

The Orange County Housewife’s got a lot of dough at her disposal plus a sugar daddy pulling in the big bucks, making life way easier on her the other two blondes, who work for their cash.

THE PORN HONEY

JENNA JAMESON

Jenna Jameson is probably working harder for her cash than any of the other two although many may not agree with Mrs. Jameson’s line of work in the adult entertainment business otherwise known as porn otherwise known as getting banged on camera and other REALLY DIRTY THINGS on camera for a LOT OF MONEY. But, Mrs. Jameson is very hot. Very, very hot.

THE PLAYBOY BUNNY

KENDRA WILKINSON (The Girls Next Door)

Everybody in America seems to have fallen in love with The Girls Next Door, especially Kendra Wilkinson. She’s young, hot, has REALLY big knockers and a charm that seems to throw every dude off his feet. But not me. Nope. I tend to lean toward Holly more. But I’m not big into blondes anyhow.

So, who wins the first round?

CONSENSUS SAYS….JENNA JAMESON!!!

Jenna scores a perfect 10 because while she clearly is as pretty as the other two on the list, her “skills”, shall we say put her over the top here. 

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