Today’s edition of STOP…CALLING THEM FAT is in honor of Meghan McCain who told ugly ass skinny bitch, Laura “Conservative Cunt” Ingraham to kiss her fat white ass. Miss Ingraham can kiss my hairy fat white ass too!

Anyways, more plus-sized model deemed “too fat” by the ordinary modeling/television standards.

MIA AMBER

www.MySpace.com/Mia_Amber

FLUVIA LACERDA (Brazilian)

http://www.fluvialacerda.com/album0.html

DANIELLE JACKSON

http://www.modelmayhem.com/363890

MONICA HARBISON

http://www.modelmayhem.com/166019

CHRISTINA BENTLEY

http://www.modelmayhem.com/christinabentley

LISA MARIE B

http://www.modelmayhem.com/1058328

KISS MY FAT ASS!!!

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HEADING DOWN TO THE STORE FOR A BOTTLE OF WATER…

You might want to just keep your ass at home instead. Bottled water is better than tap although I’ve actually heard that’s not even the case. Then again, when you’ve grown up in Los Angeles most of your life such as me and my crew, you don’t drink the tap water if you don’t have to. It’s a last resort. That being said, bottled water is bought up by the gallons all throughout L.A. and the warmer cities. Problem is, most people in these cities haven’t adapted to something called financial responsibility that embodies a person’s overall spending habits, what they purchase and if they really need it or not. Water is something we need. Bottled water is something we don’t. Hit up one of these new water stores sprouting up all over the place. They all have water machines that use a reverse osmosis system that filters the water and makes it crispy and clean. It’s great and at a quarter a gallon, it’s the best deal you can get on a day to day basis. I used to spend $1.80 at 7Eleven every other day on a gallon of their cheaper water. I’m getting about more than seven times that amount at the water store. Ya dig?

…AND WHILE I GRAB THE WATER, I’LL GET ME SOME CHIPS AND ICE CREAM

Be responsible with your munchies, cowboy. The convenience of 7Eleven and the neighborhood liquor store are in business because of convenience and nothing but. When you’re craving that Ben and Jerry’s at midnight and a quick drive to the supermarket just won’t do. But while the convenient stores are beckoning at your every desire, your wallet is screaming in pain along the way. Think for the future (even for half a day!) and drop by the market on the way home and spend three times less for three times more and a much happier evening with the munchies

HAVE TO GET TO THE SALON BECAUSE MY HAIR’S A MESS!

Young man, STOP!!! If you’re a dude and the word salon somehow makes it out of your mouth, something has probably gone awry. Men go to a barbershop or the haircut place or something of that nature, never a salon. But many men do spend their hard earned money on a stylishly expensive trim down at a salon by some chick who’s probably got her tits in his face looking for a little more tip. Look, I’m not telling you not to be a mess with your hair. Quite the opposite, actually. I’m just telling you that the barber ain’t charging you $50 a pop and up for the same pair of scissors snipping away your hair to make it look better. A simple $15 cut at my old Korean barber never fails to do the trick. It’s great, he speaks barely any English and knows exactly what I want each and every time. He always gets a big tip from me. And it’s not the salon.

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HIS NAME: LOUIS REARD

WE KNOW HIM AS: THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE BIKINI

French engineer Louis Reard invented the modern day bikini and I think we all have to thank him for making our beaches, swimming pools and lifeguards that much better and HOTTER. It’s funny, the bikini shocked the country of France when it appeared on French beaches back in 1947. Funnier still is that the bikini was originally a Greco-Roman invention, further cementing the Romans as having a thing for showing their legs, including (unfortunately for all of us) the men. Now for the best fact about bikinis you didn’t know: Mr. Reard named the bikini after a nuclear weapons testing site in the Pacific called Bikini Atoll. Now, that’s pretty cool. Hail Louis Reard!!!

*God bless America!!!

*Hello, nice to meet you. And you. And you. And you. And…I think you get it.

*The new “I Love Lucy”

*Great things come in threes, and in pairs!

*That’s Miss Keeley Hazel to you, boys.

*Ass, ass, ASS!

*Denise Milani. Go google her name. 

*Beyonce. You don’t have to google her name. YUMMY!

“Oh, Kim, you’re so fine. Holy shit, you blow my mind.” -The Kim Kardashian version of “Mickey”.

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