I decided to go with a new dig here that I think all of us can relate to. How many times have you said “ain’t it funny how…?” Ex: Ain’t it funny how a lot of waiters perk up toward the end of your meal hoping to get a good tip? Also, I thought I’d end it with one “ain’t it sad” because of the whole yin and yang thingy.
Without any further introduction…
Ain’t it funny how Mexican restaurants are always dark and there’s music and it’s supposed to be romantic but for some reason it’s more like a party?
*why doesn’t she ever dance at the Mexican restaurants I go to?
Ain’t it funny how you can get trashed off as much wine and alcohol and hard liquor as you want and run amok, possibly getting in your car and endangering the lives of everyone on the road, including yourself, not to mention how loud and obnoxious and violent you could get and it’d be perfectly legal but you’d get put in handcuffs for smoking a joint and eating a lot of junk food in some cities and states?
*alcohol kills
*marijuana chills
Ain’t it funny how every sports city seems to don a “Beat L.A.” sign but you never see signs like that in L.A.? That’s because people in L.A. have something special. It’s called a life.
*I don’t mind some people doing the “Beat L.A.” chant
Ain’t it funny how everyone dreads moving the clocks forward even though they were just complaining about winter?
*we don’t get this much on the west coast
Ain’t it sad how some of the groups you like aren’t that popular while some of the groups you hate the most are the most popular?
*this is why we need to STOP POP CULTURE
