I thought this would be a really fun little section to pass time. You might stop, and well, look at something. BTW: That would be the whole point of this stupid little section as well.

*Silly shit. Just stupid, silly, nonsensical shit.

*A morbid and disgusting reminder of what happens when a camel spider bite is left untreated. BTW: camel spiders are in Middle Eastern deserts, yet another simple hurdle our troops after to jump over.

*This is about as perfect of an ass as you can find. AMEN!!!

*This picture almost made me piss my pants. In fact, I need to be excused.

*Must be hard being a leper. Poor son of a bitch can barely scratch his ass!

*Your new hit television horror series: MY DEAD DOG.

*Spiderman. Spiderman. Does whatever a spider can.

*The sign on my front lawn reads: BEWARE MOTHERFUCKERS!

*What a great idea. Brilliant! Genius! Revolutionary!






I’m skeptical about the Camel Spider bite. Since they have no venom, is this simply the shot of a bacterial infection? Isn’t this a warning to all cuts and abbrasions that can become infected? These arachnids live in the southern USA and Mexico as well, I believe, and are widely known to be relatively harmless, except that they may bite when handled, and the bite is merely painful rather than poisonous.
Camel spiders have a numbing neurotoxin they inject when they bite you. They eat chunks of your flesh without you knowing, so you wake up and there is a big part of your skin missing. I’m sure that one only got that bad due to neglect…
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They have no venom, or numbing neurotoxin, just one hell of a bite
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