I’ve heard quite a few whines this last week so I have to drop a few of them on you since you probably were saying the same thing.
“There’s too many damn commercials.”
That’s because those too many damn commercials are paying for that damn show your damn ass is watching from the damn couch. God dammit, get it right, you damn fool!
“Gas is going up again.”
Are you shitting me here? Is this something you should even have to point out or whine about? Like we really think it’s staying below two bucks. God bless America, folks. Oil’s been driving you and your family for generations. Gas is going up and you’re going to still pay for it.
“I’m sick of the rat race.”
Because the rat race sucks balls and takes a beating to your heart and soul. The rat race is for people who work to pay off their debts and have to continue to work to pay off those continuing debts. The weight of the pressure of that rat race is a heavy burden on our backbones. LEAVE THE RAT RACE, FOLKS!
“I have a bad case of the Mondays.”
No such thing, stupid. Mondays are just days so really, you have a case of S.O.S.D.D. (Same Old Shit Different Day). What if Sunday sucked balls and Tuesday is even worse than Monday? You wouldn’t have a bad case of the Monday’s anymore now, would you? You’d just have a bad fucking week.
