by Stop Pop Culture on May 5, 2009
There’s a book out there called Skinny Bitch but this is about real skinny bitches. And I’m not referring to thin, normal girls. We’re talking super skinny models and celebrities that seem to be posing for Skin ‘N’ Bones rather than parading the catwalk
So, I have a message for this skinny ladies: EAT SOMETHING, BITCH!
*I’d say she was about 100-120…Ounces!
*Adult women should not be wearing bikini’s for infants
*If I can count how many ribs are showing, there’s a problem.
*Why wear that top if there’s absolutely nothing to hold it up?
*Polly wanna cracker? If you eat it will it poke out of your stomach?
*Can she stand her ground in a breeze or does she blow away?
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Here’s a few bad ass animals that we share the world with that can send you on a painful visit to the emergency room…if you make it that far. For some reason, invertebrates jumped to mind so that’s what I rode with.
RED BACK SPIDER (Australia)
This pea-sized little critter packs a nasty bite, ready to sink its fangs into anything that may disturb its home somewhere in a dry and sheltered area where it makes its web. If you think it resembles our American black widow, you’re right. They’re cousins. Ugly cousins but cousins nonetheless.
IRUKANDJI JELLYFISH (Australia)
Ever heard of a box jellyfish, one of the world’s deadliest creatures? Well, this Australian jellyfish is basically a 2.5 centimeter version of that but just as poisonous and much harder to see. A bite from this powerful little fellow will send you to the morgue in a few days without treatment. Staying out of the water in Australia is a good piece of advice here.
LONOMIA OBLIQUA CATERPILLAR (South America)
Who the hell ever thought a friggin’ caterpillar would pose any threat to mankind? If you ever happen to find your butt hiking through the jungles of Brazil, it might be wise not to rest your arm or leg on a nearby tree. Should you do so, there’s a chance you’ll rub it up against one of these caterpillars, a squirming creature with spines venomous enough to kill a human. Would have been nice to keep caterpillars innocent and nice but I guess old Mother Earth blew it here.
LOCUST (Africa)
A locust cannot kill you nor can it really hurt you although I wouldn’t want to test those mandibles on its mouth. What the locust can’t do with venom it makes up for in sheer numbers and damage on human resources, mainly crops. Locusts can form swarms up to 150m wide and can cover over 50 countries at a time. That’s called an army. By the way, locust swarms only seem to occur in Africa, so it may be a good idea to scratch the whole entire continent off your vacation list.
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