THINGS THEY SHOULD BRING BACK:MUSIC

Friday, May 8th, 2009

I wonder if the 1980′s holds the record for most one hit wonders for an entire decade. It has to, right? I can think of five right now off the top of my head and this is over 20 years ago! Anyways, we should recognize some of these bands and musicians that help us look back on the 80′s and realize how obnoxiously fun and horribly out of style it was.

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FLOCK OF SEAGULLS

HIT SONG: “I Ran”

“And I ran, I ran so far away.
I just ran, I ran all night and day.
I couldn’t get away.”

No shit, they were a flock of sea gulls since they kind of picked up and flew away forever after their enormous one hit wonder “I Ran”. Funny how they named themselves Flock of Seagulls and looked like, well, a flock of new wave 80′s sea gulls.

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DEF LEPPARD

HIT SONG: “Pour Some Sugar On Me”

“(pour some sugar on me)
Ooh, in the name of love
(pour some sugar on me)
C’mon fire me up
(pour your sugar on me)
Oh, I can’t get enough”

Now, Def Leppard was no one hit wonder but their success is pretty much confined to the 80′s decade, a little in the late late 70′s. But their huge hits were “Hysteria”, “Love Bites” and “Pour Some Sugar On Me”, all hit singles from their most successful album, Hysteria, a record that, unbeknownst to us all, sold over 15 million copies worldwide. Whatever happened to ya, Def?

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JODY WATLEY

HIT SONG: “Everything”

“I was too blind to see
When you belonged to me
You were my everything
Now I’d give anything 
To feel the love you bring
You were my everything”

Before J-Lo and Beyonce there was Paula Abdul and Jody Watley, a dancer/singer that nobody seems to remember anymore. She started off as a professional dancer for Soul Train and then her second album, Larger Than Life, was pretty much larger than life, blowing her up. After that, Jody went bye-bye. Destiny’s Child redid her “Sweet Sixteen” track back in 1999 but that was 10 years ago. Apparently, she’s back to recording her own brand of R&B.

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BILLY OCEAN

HIT SONG: “Caribbean Queen

“Caribbean queen
Now we’re sharing the same dream
And our hearts they beat as one
No more love on the run”

After his 1984 global blockbuster single “Caribbean Queen”, Billy Ocean kept delivering with “Get Outta My Dreams”, “Loverboy” and “When the Going Gets Tough”. After that, it was as if Billy fell into the ocean because nobody’s seen, heard or said a word about the “Caribbean Queen” voice since.

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DEBBIE GIBSON

HIT SONG: “Electric Youth”

“Electric youth
Feel the power, you see the 
energy
Comin up
Coming on strong
The future only belongs
To the future itself/in the hands of itself
And the future is
Electric youth
Its true you cant fight it
Live by it
The next generation…”

Well, Debbie was huge in the late 80′s because it seemed there was another music video of her on MTV every week. Nowadays, not so much although she’s still a prominent figure on Broadway, appearing in such shows as Beauty and the Beast, Les Miserables and Grease. She also keeps making music but chooses to release them on her own label, Espiritu Records. Hopefully her lyrics have matured from that “Electric Youth” hook

ANIMAL BAD ASSES

Friday, May 8th, 2009

I guarantee you will never see animals in the same light again once you’re through with this! This stuff is so awesome I can’t even fully explain it with words so I went out and got something to actually show you. You can thank me later. These creatures are hardcore.

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CARACAL (Africa)

Not many people know about this member of the big cat family, one of its most unique and agile. Well, it’s not easy living up to the lions, tigers, cheetahs and leopards in the family so the caracal has always taken a backseat in the public eye. Not after you watch this video, it won’t. By the way: this caracal is trying out for the Los Angeles Lakers next week.

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JAPANESE HORNET (Japan)

Otherwise known as the Japanese Hornet Honeybee Massacre, this National Geographic gem displays a kind of hornet that looks like it’s been taking steroids its whole life and has a homicidal frame of mind. Glad I don’t live near them.

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TIGER (India, Asia)

I don’t understand why this male lion thought it’d be a good idea to go starting a fight with a band of tigers but he learned his lesson…to the death. Sure, it’s a sad little story if you like lions but it’s a pretty bad ass story if you like tigers.

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GOLDEN EAGLE (Northern Hemisphere)

This is the most amazing piece of footage I’ve seen of a bird in my life. And I don’t even like birds. However, any bird that can take down a deer is pretty bad ass and the golden eagle in this video is a superstar. I’ve watched this 32 times already and going on  the 33. Awesome!