Bet you’ve seen this news all over the internet and television in the last few days: Nude pics of Rihanna leaked over the internet.
“Leaked” is becoming my new favorite bullshit word. “Leaked” as in, “I’ll pay you a shitload of money for those pics so I can get millions of hits on my page because I, yes only I, have the naked Rihanna pics.”
Sounds like a brilliantly ruthless business tactic to me. “Leaked”? Haha.
Anyways, here’s some of those racy pics, some not so racy, and one pretty damn…well, let’s just say, BARE.
*WTF are you doing Rihanna? You know that’s a mirror, right?
*Um…Nice ass, I guess. If that makes her feel any better.
NOW FOR THE NAKED NAKED PICTURES
*Okay, so here’s a naked picture of her (almost naked). Look closely because…
*this is the recently “leaked” naked (almost naked and w/no face) pic but now Rihanna has a nipple ring. Interesting.
So, I wonder, is one of these pics fake? Are both of them fake? Why do the most recent naked pictures have the words “Young Turk” across the center?
Either way, Rihanna’s naked and on the web. I knew she sang but did not know she did the whole “let’s get some naked pics on the web so I can stay in the public eye” ordeal. Anyways, I still think Chris Brown is the jerk-off that leaked these pics.
Well, at least we got to see gorgeous Rihanna naked!
