This was inspired by my older brother’s brilliant new iPhone app: Animalizer. Basically, you can put your face on the body of a bunch of different animals. It prompted to start thinking about what celebrities resemble animals. BTW: this was fun!
MELANIE GRIFFITH = BIG BIRD (don’t know the species)
You know what’s even worse? Big bird hasn’t even had any plastic surgery and is 100% yellow and still looks better than Ms. Griffith, victim of terrible cosmetic surgery.
LYLE LOVETT = FRANKENSTEIN (not an animal but a monster is close enough)
Funny how Frankenstein has a better haircut than Lyle Lovett. That’s just sad.
JOAN RIVERS = ALLIGATOR LIZARD
See how her skin is pulled back a little too tight? For a lizard, that’s cool. For a human, it’s not.
MICHAEL JACKSON = PIG-NOSED TURTLE
Jacko, this pig-nosed turtle called: he wants his nose back.
GEORGE W. BUSH = BABY CHIMPANZEE (no offense to the chimp)
Sad how “Dubya” makes chimpanzee’s around the world look bad.
