THE TRIBUTE
CHAPTER 1: ALPHONSE BARTHOLOMEW BUNDY
BETTER KNOWN AS: AL BUNDY
“Now, son, you’ve got two choices: you can get out, or, you can get the hell out.”
“Let’s Boogie”
“Choco cake! Choco cake! Eat so much you get a tummy ache”
The Bundy Credo: “Hooters, hooters, yum yum yum. Hooters hooters on a girl that’s dumb.”
“I will not talk to you while I have a TV. “
“Take me to your finest bathroom!”
*his best quote ever
OTHER QUOTES FROM THE GREAT AL BUNDY
“That’s what being a man is all about, Steve. Making mistakes and not caring.”
“Women should have three breasts – two in front and one in the back for dancing.”
Al Bundy takes on Dr. Seuss:
“I’ve seen her from the front, I’ve seen her from the back. / I’ve seen her in a chair, I’ve seen her in a sack. / I’ve seen her stand, I’ve seen her crouch. / I’ve seen her on her stupid couch. / I do not like her in the mall, I do not like her in the hall. / I do not like her in my life, I do not like my big red wife”
