STOP AND LOOK AT YOURSELF

Monday, May 25th, 2009

These people live amongst us. Yes, yes, I know. Holy shit, indeed.

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Sometimes you really don’t need to say much. This is one of those times. Wow.

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Looks like a house cat exploded on her head.

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It would not surprise me if Ms. Watermelon was single.

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I mean, seriously, dude? Do I look at you or knock the fucking door?

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*They have these things called razors at the market. Aisle 13, I think.

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*Got the hots for her? Get in line.

COOL STUFF GUYS INVENTED: DUCT TAPE

Monday, May 25th, 2009

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DUCT TAPE

INVENTED BY: PERMACEL (DIVISION OF JOHNSON & JOHNSON)

Oh, the things you can do with duct tape!

But did you know this about duct tape?

It was invented back in 1942 as a water resistant sealing device for ammunition cartridges. That’s pretty bad ass, ain’t it?

The name “duct tape” derives from its once widespread and ineffective use of placing the tape over heating and air conditioner ducts.

Known in engineering circles as “the ultimate material”. That’s some deep shit right there.

The astronauts on board Apollo 13 in 1970 used duct tape to help fix a problem that saved all of their lives.

Duck Products gives out a college scholarship annually to the person that designs the most creative prom wear from duct tape. 

Great uses for duct tape below:

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*got guns?

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*the best way to hold two 40′s

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*stick around, lady

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*a creepy couple with way too much time on their hands

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*a douche bag with way too much time on his hands (the old man touching him makes me cringe as well)

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*a pretty hot chick with way too much time on her hands