WHO ARE THE UGLIEST RAPPERS EVER?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

WHO ARE THE UGLIEST RAPPERS EVER??!!??

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*Notorious is definitely the most talented of this group. R.I.P., Biggie, but you were ugly.

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*It’s no wonder why Biz Markie was “Just A Friend”.

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*Be as skinny as you want, Missy, you’re still a beast.

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*A nasty ass grill automatically puts you on the Ugly list. So does the name Chamillionaire. WTF is that supposed to mean?

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*So ugly you had to look away when the “Flava In Your Ear” video was on.

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*Even a cracker like me knows something’s wrong with that hair.

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*Was ugly before anyone knew what ugly was. Have any of the disgusting women that have kissed Flav ever been electrocuted by his mouth? I mean, that’s just a lot of metal.

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*If a women tells you she thinks Lil Wayne is hot, she’s a golddigger. Only fish and reptiles would love this face.


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*Ugly is ugly but when you’re trying too hard to look like Eminem even though you’re a tiny little Brit chick, it’s not helping matters either.


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*Don’t do crack. ‘Nuff said.

T-Pain at MTV's TRL Studios, Times Square on April 28, 2008

*Seems like T-Pain is in love with Flava Flav, not a stripper. What kind of god damn outfit is this?

BRING BACK GARBAGE PAIL KIDS

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

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*The most popular Garbage Pail Kid ever

TOPPS GARBAGE PAIL KIDS

I decided with my buddy that we were going to bring Garbage Pail Kids back into popular culture because it’s so not popular culture.

Who doesn’t remember these disgusting and funny trading cards?

If you don’t remember them, you’re a chump.

If you didn’t like them, you should question your existence on earth.

These were awesome and so utterly vile that they’re pretty much out of the public eye these days. It’s probably been over fifteen years since Garbage Pail Kids were mainstream. 

Nowadays, they’re collector items, some worth tons of money. 

But that’s not the point. The point is we have to bring it back old school. Kids are too sheltered and squeaky clean these days.

Garbage Pail Kids will help change all that. 

Yes, boys and girls, throw those Yu-Gi-Oh cards in the fireplace and pick up some GPK cards as soon as possible. That’ll grow a little hair on your chest.

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*The first GPK card ever. This is worth some good money.

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*2nd series card. Still funny and wacky but not too over the edge yet.

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*You see they pushed the envelope a little more a few series later

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*The All New Series just tries to be extreme but lacks soul.

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*While the earlier versions were still nasty, they were still fun.