YO, MAN, I GOTTA GET ME SOME RIMS
Why do people spend so much money on this crap? So your wheels shine and glimmer. Who cares? Is it worth that much money out of your pocket. We’re talking over a thousand dollars for good rims (four wheels, of course). What’s hilarious is the jerk-offs riding around in beat up shitboxes with a beautiful pair of spinning rims. I’ve seen it more than once, my friends. It’s sad. Anyways, these are the lavish things that we spend our money on that aren’t too wise. Sure, great rims look good. If you get them right off the lot of a dealer, congratulations! If not, coughing up that kind of dough for bling on wheels is a pretty douchey thing to do, don’t you think?
GONNA HIT UP 7ELEVEN FOR A GOOD OLD FASHIONED HERSHEY BAR
You’ve got to be kidding me here! What happened to the 50 cent candy bar? What about the 75 cent one? You know things are bad when candy bars start to look expensive. I mean, a friggin’ candy bar? It makes me cry how many times I’m looking at a candy bar priced at a buck fifty. What sucks is that candy is good for all us and yet they’re overpricing it. Don’t believe that candy is unhealthy either. Unhealthy means something isn’t good for you. Candy bars are good so that’s good for you. DROP THE PRICES ON OUR CANDY BARS, DAMMIT!
LET’S GO EXPERIENCE THE IMAX
Let’s not, jack-ass. My wife-to-be along with two of our friends set out for an 11:15am showing of Star Trek. We wanted to do the Imax experience so we cruise online to preorder the tickets. The price for four of us came out to $60! My fiance and I did a double take, actually a triple take. $60??!!?? That’s 15 a ticket for an 11:15am showing? Ridiculous. We hit the back button and see how much regular tix are at the same time: $6. Sure, Imax is cool and fun and larger than life but it ain’t $9 more than a regular theatre. That’s an experience you can take and shove up your ass, Imax. Also, it’d be nice to note that the evening prices for Imax jumped to $17-19, depending on the time. Can you say, BITE ME?
Tags: 7Eleven, a thousand dollars, bite me, bling on wheels, candy bar, fiance, Hershey's bar, IMAX, IMAX experience, movie tickets, rims, spinning rims, stop buying this crap, wife-to-be
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