STOP BEING A REDNECK!

Friday, May 29th, 2009

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Off to marry his sister with his best man hanging from the back of the truck.

WHY I DON’T GO IN THE OCEAN

Friday, May 29th, 2009

BECAUSE SHARKS LIVE THERE!

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Have fun surfing, jerk-off.

CELEBRITIES AREN’T AS HOT AS YOU THINK

Friday, May 29th, 2009

Don’t believe me?

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Always remember that the pretty girl next to you is probably prettier than the celebrity chick you’re obsessed over.

THANK THE MAKE-UP ARTISTS!