So there’s tons of texting terminology we’re all supposed to know these days:
LOL – laugh out loud
TY – thank you
OMG – oh my God
BRB – be right back
I’ve come up with a few of my own because I love helping you all out so much. Feel free to suggest any more that might be fun.
SHd – shithead (notice the small ‘h’ here – I think this makes it even easier)
KMA – kiss my ass
GFY – go fuck yourself (I really like this one myself)
SYPH – shut your pie hole
WTFRUTA – what the fuck are you talking about? (WTHRUTA for more sensitive texters)
TIBS – this is bullshit
SIT – stuck in traffic (for you big city drivers)
$DAY – payday
R$BTCH – I’m rich, bitch!
SOSDD – same old shit, different day (a classic phrase)
HASH – hungry as hell
GB – got beer?
GW – got weed?
NS711 – need something from 7Eleven?
NinTM – not in the mood
TSUX – this sucks
FTW – fuck the world (when you want someone to know you’ve had a really bad day)
F5-0 – fuck the police
1LUV – one love
SFK – stupid fuck
SIKDG – sick as a dog
Anyways, I’m glad I could help with your future texting!
FTW is FOR THE WIN.