Thinking about what subject I should cover within this subject, it dawned on me quickly: MILFS!
There are so many gorgeous, beautiful, hot mom’s in this world so I felt it was only necessary to dedicate this one to them. I’m actually proud of this one. Like, really, really proud. Call me lame, I don’t care.
$$$MONEY$$$ HALLE BERRY
By the time it’s all said and done, Halle Berry might go down as one of the most beautiful women in the history of cinema. Forgive me, but Ms. Berry is so damn hot that she got even hotter after the birth of her baby daughter. That’s beauty for you right there. Beauty and a lot of working out. Not sure what the last movie Halle was in, although it doesn’t really matter since she makes any movie better due to the fact she can actually act! Ms. Berry is one of those women I’ve had a crush on since she began and will have a crush on forever. It also makes it easier to like her because she doesn’t seem to be a wack job like a lot of other Hollywood actors.
PORN HONEYS – DEVON LANE
Porn stars come and go, usually with the same stories for the most part. Not Devon Lane. Her story is a little bit more interesting, albeit for a porn star. Adopted by devout Christian fundamentalist preacher. Already sounds interesting, doesn’t it? After getting pregnant at the young age of 16, Lane started stripping to pay the bills for her child and herself. It wasn’t too long after that Ms. Lane was approached to start posing for softcore porno magazines, the beginning of her pornography career. Although she was a little on the older side for a new porn starlet, Devon debuted in a lesbian only hardcore porn scene in 1999, setting up her career for bigger paydays and more ways to branch out. Nowadays, Devon Lane is a director and writer, also occasionally starring in soft core movies.
PLAYBOY BUNNY – JENNY McCARTHY
First of all, let me just note that I totally forgot how beautiful Jenny McCarthy was. Maybe it’s because she’s been out of the public eye for a while, taking care of Jim Carey’s kids instead of sticking her face in front of a camera. But she’s still hot, still funny, still a completely different mold of playmate than most of the others. It started in 1993 as a photoshoot for Playboy, she became Playmate of the Year in 1994 and the rest is all she wrote. Married and divorced twice, now living with Jim Carey although they’re not not technically married. Also, she admitted to having oral sex with women while cheating on her first husband. I bet that last line got you going, eh?
Who Wins?
Tough choice here, mainly between Jenny McCarthy and Halle Berry, the super Milfs. Devon Lane is cute but lacks the beauty of the other two and also tries to justify how much of an independent woman she is although she’s still a porn star. That’s a big no-no for me. You are what you are: admit it. Jenny McCarthy definitely is gorgeous but I’m a tad turned off by the fake boobs and super blond hair. That being said, it’s also really hard to say Jenny is prettier than Halle Berry who is drop dead gorgeous.
THE WINNER IS HALLE BERRY
*Dark Helmet
*Star Wars had Yoda, Spaceballs had Yogurt
“Ludicrous Speed: Go!” (this part is still my favorite)
*John Goodman as Walter – very memorable performance by Goodman
*John Turturro is only in a few scenes as Jesus and knocks it out of the park every time
*Jeff Bridges as the Dude. Nuff Said.
*Harrelson as the hilarious, rubber handed Roy.
*this scene makes you laugh, cry and vomit at the same time
*this is the REAL movie that brought Bill Murray back, not Lost in Translation
