The Tribe album nobody seems to recognize. Peep this album, especially God Lives Through, the final track
Archive for June 12th, 2009
AN ARM FOR BREAKFAST?
Friday, June 12th, 2009
At least the crocodile seems to be happy. Not sure about the guy who lost his arm though.
SONGS FOR DOUCHE BAGS – PART 1
Friday, June 12th, 2009
When I say douchey in regards to music, I am in no way claiming these are the worst or the best or the silliest or the most girliest. Nope. I’m talking douchey here, people. The guys who think they’re cool but they’re not. They dress hip but they ain’t hip. Hip runs away from them. Why? Because they’re douches.
So, in honor of the men we’ve come to poke fun of on a daily basis, a list:
“Summer Girls” LFO
Talk about douchey. “New Kids On The Block had a bunch of hits. Chinese food makes me sick.” You’ve gotta be kidding me, asshole. “Chinese food makes me sick.”?????!!!!!! Silly shit. In case you still don’t have a good idea of how douchey these guys and this song is, I went out and got the video for you to analyze their doucheness.
“I’m So Sexy” Right Said Fred
I remember the dude singing this song on that catwalk with that fishnet shirt and then I’d see other dudes singing the song in their cars on the way to work. Douches. All of them. Also, what makes this guy or this group “So Sexy” or is this all one big European joke? Hard to say when you watch the video since the lead singer seems to be enjoying himself a little too much. Say it with me, boys and girls: douche bag.
“Mmm…Bop!” Hanson Brothers
Does this one really need an explanation? Didn’t think so. If you do need one, watch the video below.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sd0C_Us31kk
“We Will Rock You” Queen
Believe me, I like this song. I might even go along with it at Lakers, Raiders or Dodgers games. But I don’t have to act possessed when it comes on and I don’t need to sing it at the top of my lungs. You know why? Because I’m not a douche.
“Livin’ La Vida Loca” Ricky Martin
It took one Grammy performance for Ricky Martin to blow up and drill his annoying “Livin’ La Vida Loca” hook into our brains over and over. Everyone went nuts for him. But the cool guys who thought they were cool also thought it was cool to sing along. It wasn’t.
