THIS GUY IS A JERK-OFF & THIS GUY IS A DOUCHE BAG
Is there a difference?
OF COURSE!
It may be tough finding the difference between two losers like this but that’s what we’re here for a stoppopculture.com!
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A JERK-OFF & A DOUCHE BAG
A jerk-off has thoughts about which video game chick he wants to bang.
A douche bag has thoughts about which super hot celebrity he thinks he can bang.
A jerk-off does meaningless work like flipping burgers while acting childish.
A douche bag does meaningless work like sitting in a cubicle thinking his work means something.
A jerk-off sings along to a song like a kid on too much sugar.
A douche bag sings along to a lame song that he actually thinks is cool.
A jerk-off goes out on a date and can’t stop thinking how lucky he is to actually be on a date.
A douche bag goes out on a date and can’t stop thinking how lucky she is to be on a date with him.
A jerk-off rushes home in excitement to watch the see the newest episode of Survivor.
A douche bag rushes home in excitement to see himself in the mirror.
Ley us know if you have any more suggestions about the difference between a jerk-off and a douche bag!
