I had to go with Megan Fox this time around since Transfomers 2 is on its way to the movie theatres soon and she’s apparently every young man’s wet dream right now. 

So, why not welcome her to Money Honeys & Playboy Bunnies the right way and having her join the competition?

$$$MONEY$$$ – MEGAN FOX

Megan started off her career opposite wannabe anorexic Ashley Olsen in the Fox movie, Holiday in the Sun. After roles on such television shows as Two and a Half Men and What I Like About You. It was only back in 2001 that her acting career was launched so stunningly gorgeous Megan hasn’t had much time to cool off since. After a few stints on tv, she got her big break as a member of the cast for Lindsay Lohan’s Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Not long after that, of course, was the movie that turned into the hottest chick in Hollywood at the moment: Transformers. Obviously, many young men will be flocking to theatres for Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. I doubt anyone really cares about any of her other upcoming movies as it will probably be used as a pitiful (yet legitimate) reason to justify going to see it.

PORN HONEY – GIANNA MICHAELS

Gianna Michaels, like Sasha Gray a few weeks ago, is one of the hottest porn stars at the moment. Funny, she actually started out in a burger joint in Seattle before heading south to sunny southern California where her first job landed her in an office as a receptionist. After frequently having people approach her to consider modeling, Gianna decided maybe it was time to try it out. At the worst, she would drop the new pursuit if it didn’t work to her liking. Well, that opened the door to nude pictures which blew down the door to a huge porn career. 293 DVD’s later and Miss Michaels seems to be on top of the porn world (no pun intended). You can also see her all over the internet as she’s just as big, maybe even bigger, on the Web as she is in the world of adult film.

PLAYBOY BUNNY – JAYDE NICOLE

It was a whole 26 years before another Canadian Playmate made the kind of impact on Hugh Hefner to realistically be considered for the annual award as the magazine’s top playmate. Well, Jayde Nicole broke that 26 year streak of non-Canadians by becoming the 2008 Playmate of the Year. Take that, Hef! It means that the Ontario native can now claim something only the legendary Shannon Tweed can: the only Canadian Playmate of the Year in the entire world! Her most becoming feature is a unique tattoo of the word ‘respect’ on her lower abdomen, apparently a reminder of a bad relationship. Not that we care much but it was another fact to take up space for this particular column so I plugged it in. Honestly, I really don’t give a shit so I doubt either of you do either.

Who wins?

Gianna Michaels is cute and I like that she’s the thickest of the three but she’s a little too much and is not because she’s a porn star. She’s just not my type but beauty is the eye of the beholder, right? Jayde Nicole is a pretty Canadian but is there anything else? Doesn’t seem like it. Hiding behind Playboy doesn’t win this contest. Megan Fox is a real pretty lady but has a unique look unlike the other two that stands out. Her Transformers connection gets her the sure nod here.

MEGAN FOX WINS

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