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Monday, June 22nd, 2009
Jaclyn Rose – Stop Pop Culture Girl
I believe what makes me different is I am a genuine, down to earth, giving and kind person. I have spent most of my life volunteering for various causes and giving back to my community in any way I can. I was given many awards for my volunteering, including a proclamation from the mayor of my hometown for being the “Citizen of the Year”.
Most of Pop Culture makes me sick. The way girls are made to feel they have to be a certain weight and look a certain way to be considered beautiful is just beyond me. People seem to be so wrapped up in their outside appearance that they forget that it honestly is the inside beauty that matters. Looks fade, a beautiful heart is forever. The way our society obsesses over celebrities and what they are doing and how much money they have just really gets to me. I have no interest in any of it.
Family is everything to me. Love, laughing, being outdoors, the little things in everyday life that most people take for granted, I never overlook for a second. When I die I want to be remembered as the girl who always put others first, and did it with a smile.
Want to learn more about me?
myspace: http://www.myspace.com/simplyun4getable
model mayhem: http://www.modelmayhem.com/jaclynrose
GREAT INVENTIONS IN HISTORY: THE COOLER
Sunday, June 21st, 2009
THE COOLER
*there is nothing wrong with turning a wading pool into a giant cooler
INVENTED BY: RICHARD C. LARAMY
Ain’t nothing like a cooler for tailgating or camping or partying on the beach or in the parking lots before Dodgers games. No matter which way you cut it, coolers (aka ice chest & ice box) are handy, effective and convenient.
were invented by Richard C. Laramy but made truly popular by none other than Coleman Company, Inc. In fact, Mr. Laramy probably owes thanks to Coleman Company for creating the plastic cooler and sending his invention to the moon.
So, make sure you think of Mr. Laramy and Coleman Company the next time you reach your hand into an ice-filled cooler a grab yourself a cool one. I know I am. And, just so you know, chicks dig coolers.
*you may all sit on my cooler anytime!
WHITE TRASH
Saturday, June 20th, 2009
Killer link to affiliate website The Malephabet!
http://themalephabet.wordpress.com/2009/06/19/white-trash/
STOP! IT’S DANGEROUS
Saturday, June 20th, 2009
DANGEROUS ANIMALS OF THE UNITED STATES
BARK SCORPION
Yes, indeed this gnarly little critter dwells in our states but only you Southwestern residents need to worry about this poisonous bugger stinging you. While one of the most venomous scorpions in the world, there have only been two fatalities from bark scorpion stings since 1968. However, that doesn’t mean you should be a damn moron and go looking for one. If you happen to pick it up and get stung, tough luck, douchebag.
RECLUSE SPIDER
Disgusting. Filthy. Rotten. Frightening. Poisonous. REALLY POISONOUS. The picture on the right shows the results of an untreated brown recluse spider, also known as a recluse or fiddleback spider. Wouldn’t want a bite like that on my leg. Not on my arm. And especially not down in my trousers.
MOOSE
Look at those antlers, boy! Yep, Bullwinkle ain’t so nice after all. Moose, sometimes standing over 7 feet at the shoulder, are one tough beast. Poisonous? No. Dangerous? HELL YEAH. Bull mooses DO NOT like humans. Not one bit. If a female moose has a calf with her, it will destroy you before you even know what hit you. During the fall mating season, bull mooses will attack ANYTHING male that they feel is a threat to their females. Check this out: some bull mooses have even been known to attack Locomotives. That’s dangerous!
RACOON
Such a cute. lovable animal, those fun, pesky racoons, ain’t they? Well, yeah, if you take out the fact that racoons are one of the most prolific carriers of rabies, a form of rabies that can really pack a punch if bitten. Sure they’re cute. Sure they’re interesting. But they’re dangerous. Very, very dangerous. Not because they want to bite you and not because they will bite you. But, if they do bite you, you could be screwed. And you’ll definitely be visiting the hospital.
CORAL SNAKE
Pretty snake, huh? Yeah, pretty to look at it and that’s about it. Second most venomous snake behind some of our more well known rattlesnake species (Western Diamondback, Eastern Diamondback, Mojave), the coral snake is much less aggressive but still not a snake you’d want to be handling any time soon. What’s worse, if a coral snake should happen to bite you, it may not even be painful, however, once you start experience breathing difficulties and a drooping eyelid (psosis) you’ll know you’ve been bitten by the beautiful, colorful creature called the coral snake.
STOP FORGETTING THESE CHILD STARS
Friday, June 19th, 2009
Why are we always referring to the Lindsay Lohans and Drew Barrymores when we talk about child stars? It’s as if none of the other girls who enjoyed success in Hollywood get any love, unless they get arrested or die of an overdose.
I figured it’d only be nice to give some of the other child stars a little recognition.
JODIE SWEETEN (Stephanie Tanner – Full House)
Our little Stephanie has grown up a lot. A little too fast but grown up nonetheless. Miss Sweetin tried to play games with meth and lost, getting arrested for driving under the influence with her daughter in the backseat. I don’t think I remember any lessons about meth on Full House.
from Rudy to…
KEISHA KNIGHT PULLIAM (Rudy Huxtable – The Cosby Show)
Wow. W-O-W. WOW! Can’t really say much more than that after seeing this stunning beauty give Theo, Vanessa, Denise, Sondra, Mrs. Huxtable and the Cos trouble as a elementary school girl only to grow up into SHE BANGS!!! Keisha, you have now achieved the status of a goddess. We kneel before you. Yes, gentlemen, kneel down and show some love.
SOLEIL MOON FRYE (Punky Brewster – Punky Brewster)
That quirky, bubbly little outcast, Punky Brewster, sure was a hit with television audiences across the nation back in the ’80′s but, did you know what ever happened to sweet Punky? Well, sweet Punky became SUPER SEXY PUNKY and, I guess, never looked back. You know what else is awesome about her? She didn’t wind up on crack, or robbing a store, or OD’ing like so many of our child stars of the past. Rock on, Punky. Rock on.
from Claudia to..
LACEY CHABERT (Claudia Salinger – Party of Five)
Seems Lacey has gone from a Party of Five to a super sexy party of one. This lady took her sex appeal to a new dimension as an adult, her pictures barely recognizable if matched against her un-developed pictures of yesteryear. Best thing is, it doesn’t matter. I’m saluting her.
from Harriett the Spy to…
MICHELLE TRACHTENBERG (Harriett – Harriett The Spy)
Even though she didn’t have a role on a hit tv show like many other child stars, Trachtenberg was still in Hollywood as a very young girl and continues to work there to this day, getting more popular each year. She’s another one of my secret crushes since she looks so damn cute and so damn “girl-next-door” that I’d like her to be living next door but unfortunately I don’t pull in the kind of loot that she does. Maybe one day. Anyhow, she’s become a very pretty lady and keep an eye out for her in the future since I do believe she’ll blow up. And here’s hoping she does a nude pic somewhere down the road. Or at least takes one for me.
from Ashley to…
TATYANA ALI (Ashley Banks – Fresh Prince of Bel Air)
Ashley Banks was always such a sweet, innocent pre-teen on Fresh Prince of Bel Air that you fell in love with her just because she was so damn adorable. Then, as she became a teenager, as a teenage boy you were starting to think little Ashley would be nice to go on a date with. When she turned into a blossoming woman, you just settled for the fact that little Ashley was now Tatyana Ali and had a few REALLY SEXY pics up on the web. So you got some. And used them. For this particular section. Not that I know who this person would be.
from Samantha to…
ALYSSA MILANO (Samantha Miceli – Who’s The Boss?)
I think, and this is only an estimate, I’ve watched Who’s The Boss? maybe five times in my life. But I know who Alyssa Milano is. More than I know who Tony friggin’ Danza is. Guess why? One of them later became one of the finest women in Hollywood. Any guy who doesn’t think Alyssa Milano is a knockout is either a) gay, b) blind, or c) dead. This is also the reason Alyssa, unlike any of the other honey’s above, got three pictures up. Miss Milano, you win. Praise the Lord!
HOW DOES SHE WIPE HER ASS?
Friday, June 19th, 2009
No, seriously: is there any human way to wipe your ass with 2 foot nails on your fingers?
