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Archive for July 22nd, 2009
SONGS FOR DOUCHE BAGS PART 2
Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009
On to our second addition of Songs for Douchebags.
Higher – Creed
It can be said that every song by Creed is one for douche bags although this one stands out since it was such a huge hit along with their follow-up smash single, With Arms Wide Open, also a big time douchey candidate. If you happen to watch the video, notice the slow walk toward the stage by the band in full 100% douchedom. The lead singer, whatever the hell is name is, should stop drooling over himself because he’s really not even if he thinks he is.
Who Let the Dogs Out – Baha Men
This song doesn’t really deserve me writing about it but since it’s so douchey, it had to be put on this list. What makes it even douchier? They still play this song a lot at sporting events, getting way too many people riled up for nothing since, when you think about it, who the fuck wants to let their dog out? Is there a park around or something? Also, when people bark along to the dogs in the hook, I suggest putting your fingers in your ears or buying ear plugs.
I Believe I Can Fly – R Kelly
Remember this song playing on every damn station and music channel you turned to? Once people started singing along too much it was already becoming a lame exposition in doucheness but the fact it was sung by R Kelly, a singer with some vocal talent, made it even worse. Also, when you know Kelly’s disgusting history with minors, you start to put him in a different light than other artists. Hey, at least Creed and Baha Men weren’t banging 14 year old’s on video…at least not that we know of.
My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion
Okay, by show of hands: how many people want to hang themselves when they hear this song now? I can imagine none of you kept your hands down since this song was already overplayed about a week after it was released. It’s so bad that I can’t even watch a movie with Leonardo DiCaprio without thinking of this vomit-inducing track with Celine Dion’s boring ass on the Titanic singing a ballad that makes me want to shit myself
