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BRING BACK THE 80s PART 3

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

airwolf

AIRWOLF

Anyone remember this awesome helicopter series that ran from 1984-87 starring Ernest Borgnine and Jan-Michael Vincent? It was based on a high-tech military helicopter and the show had a running Cold War theme throughout. One of the funnest things about the show was Vincent’s role as the lead character and his name, Stringfellow Hawke. Anyone ever met a Stringfellow?

Ewoks

EWOKS

I’m a little annoyed with this one. George Lucas brings back the three part prequel to Star Wars 10 years ago with Episode I: The Phantom Menace and yet never did the Ewoks justice again. The Ewoks were some of the best things in the Star Wars movies and there was even an Ewok movie in the 80′s (it really sucked balls) but why not bring the furry little warriors back again? If Tickle-Me Elmo dolls can hit it big, there’s no reason not to think Ewoks can as well.

He-Man

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

“By the power of Grayskull…I HAVE THE POWER!!!” Every boy who grew up in the 80′s loved that line because it meant douchey Prince Adam had just transformed himself into his hard ass alter ego, He-Man. Skeletor was He-Man’s arch nemesis and they’d go back and forth kicking each other’s asses in the universe. It didn’t last long but the impression it left on us actually did.

Small Games - Hackey sack

HACKEY SACKS

I’m not quite sure if hackey sacks are predominantly 80′s but they definitely blew up in the decade so I’m listing it. Everyone and their mother wanted one because they thought they’d look good kicking it around to their friends in a circle. One problem: hardly anyone could really do it right. These days, hackey sacks are still around, especially at party schools with a lot of pot heads. I don’t know why that is though.

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, 420 STYLE

Saturday, August 15th, 2009

happy-valentines-day

Now, why didn’t my girl ever think of getting me one of these?

A PUMPKIN AIN’T ONLY FOR CARVING

Friday, August 14th, 2009

pumpkin bong

This could be worth a try next Halloween.

HELPING HER ACHIEVE SUCCESS

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

Smoke

Tattoos, weed, chicks and an enormous bong. Does it get much better than this?

CAN I GIVE YOU A HAND?

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

wtf 149

That’s a big god damn crocodile.

CELEBRITY DOUCHE BAGS – CRAPPY TIPPERS

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

For the life of me, everyone wants to have celebrity money but here’s a question for you: If you were celebrity rich would you tip better, the same, or worse?

Some crappy celebrity tippers below. In my opinion (and I don’t care if you agree or not), if you don’t tip your server properly, then yes, you are a bonafide douchebag. End of discussion.

al gore

AL GORE

First, he loses to George W (I suck balls) Bush in a rigged election that Gore should have rigged his way. Then, he wants to order huge breakfasts for his staff and not tip. Yes, I would have voted for Al over Dubya but that doesn’t negate the fact that he’s a mondo douche, and a boring one as well.

OJ Simpson

OJ SIMPSON

There are plenty of stories prior to his murder of Nicole Simpson that put the Juice into the negative light of crappy tippers. After the trial rocketed his stardom into the realms of infamy, he was still considered a terrible tipper by many servers that have dealt with him. It is possible he short changing the waiters in order to pay for his next criminal pursuit. With OJ, this is always a possibility.

richard dreyfuss

RICHARD DREYFUSS

I kind of dig Richard Dreyfuss since he’s been in many movies I admire as well as being a top notch actor that doesn’t fail to give a great performance. In real life, however, Mr. Dreyfuss is a grade A douche. 

Sharon Stone

SHARON STONE

Apparently, Miss Stone is a nasty customer to have at your restaurant. She’s got a huge fetish with bottled water and, if you don’t accomodate her wants, she’ll throw a fit and leave a lousy tip on top of it. Maybe her servers can take solace in the fact that Stone hasn’t been in a good movie forever and she’s far from receiving big time paychecks as a leading lady. Why? Because Hollywood doesn’t seem to like her much either.

Don_Henley

DON HENLEY

Man, even the Eagles! Don Henley is a hell of a talent but a great tipper or guest he is not. There are horror stories about him from waiters and hotel people all over the place. He’s very specific and demanding about what he needs in his hotel room before arrival and doesn’t give very good tips to anyone. Maybe he’ll give a tip When Hell Freezes Over. Okay, that was a lame joke. Sorry.

Usher

USHER

This one is my personal favorite because of the audacity of Usher. First of all, he’s a horrible tipper and doesn’t treat the restaurant staff all that well. But here’s the most arrogant, self-serving part of it all: his idea of a tip is leaving his autograph on the check! That’s about as douchey as one can possibly get, isn’t it?

MAYBE SIZE DOES MATTER

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

420 chick 17

Wow.

BIG EVENING?

Monday, August 10th, 2009

420 1

Or are you just preparing for a long day?

GRANDMA ROCKING THE GRAVITY BONG

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

420 chick 16

This grandma is cooler than your grandma.

YOU’RE ALL THE SAME

Friday, August 7th, 2009

Anti abortion 18

Why do all pro-lifers look like they haven’t gotten laid…ever?! I feel there’s a lot to be said about that.

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