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MOST WELL-DESERVED ASS KICKING OF THE YEAR

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Allen Sanford

After ruining the lives of many of his clients with an $8 billion dollar Ponzi scheme, Sir Allen Sanford (why he’s given a Sir moniker, I do not know) sits in a Texas jail awaiting his fate, possibly a life sentence in prison.

In the meantime, he got his ASS KICKED by another inmate who broke Sanford’s Ponzi nose, gave him two black eyes and a concussion along with a first class ticket to the hospital.

While the inmate who assualted him isn’t a model citizen, I think I speak on behalf of many people by saying, “Job well done.”

The other funny part about this is Sanford has complained the prison is “intolerable.” Interesting. Is an $8 billion dollar Ponzi scheme not intolerable? You get what you deserve, buddy. Do the crime, do the time.

DUDE, STOP HOLDING THAT J THE WRONG WAY

Friday, September 25th, 2009

Huge joint

Put it between your lips, inhale and enjoy.

A BIG OLD BOWL OF HERB FOR BREAKFAST

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

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Weighing out that reefer, one 1/8th at a time. Sheesh, my mornings are too boring.

USING YOUR TIME CONSTRUCTIVELY

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Interesting bong

From the great mind of a toker on tinypics.com. Too bad they didn’t leave a name.

MOST OVERRATED RAPPERS YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD OF

Monday, September 21st, 2009

A recent Stop Pop Culture feature, “Best Rappers You Probably Never Heard Of” got a lot of feedback, some totally disagreeing while the majority of the comments seemed to be positive. Many hip hop fans suggested other MC’s, some which were forgotten, some a little too mainstream and some that were downright terrible (some of them will be listed here).

*In no particular order

Immortal Technique

Immortal Technique

I could really care less about Immortal Technique’s following. It’s all political rap that gets so boring, I’d rather just listen to the people who started that trend: Public Enemy and NWA. Immortal Technique is a good rapper, no doubt about it. But he’s not the be all, end all of MC’s. In fact, he’s not even in the top 20. If any of his die hard fans are steaming after reading this, fire away. His subject matter is similar to Nas, OC, and some other East Coast rappers of the 90′s. There was also a rapper from L.A. named Ras Kass who was spitting these kinds of rhymes before IT was. Check out his lyrics and there’s a resemblance although Ras Kass has the edge in skills.

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Diddy/Puff Daddy/Puffy/Whatever

It would have been nice for Puffy to have kept his musical talent confined to making beats and producing but instead, he had to rap because that’s a better way to grab the spotlight. Great beats and horrible lyrics galore, Diddy always put out big hits but people were swinging their hips to his musical beats and laughing at how elementary many of his lyrics were. I always point the finger at Puffy for killing hip hop as he’s to blame after his greatest project, Notorious, was murdered. In the early days, when Biggie was around, Puff didn’t rap all that much. I miss Notorious.

LL Cool J 2

L.L. Cool J

You could split LL’s rap career in half and any MC would take his first half, skills wise. It’s fascinating that he’s been in the game so long, and it’s well deserved. However, he’s totally fallen off as a rapper, mostly since he wanted to be a movie star that can’t act very well. Go way back to one of his first songs ever, Radio, and hear how hard LL slams the beats with his delivery. He does it with a New York style f**k you and you can hear the authority in his voice. LL also did way too many love songs that don’t stand so well with the hip hop faithful.

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Kanye West

True hip hop heads will tell you Kanye is a hell of a talent in the producer’s circle, not so much so as a rapper. If you disagree, you probably don’t understand the MC craft that much. Lyrically, he’s good. Not the best, but worthy. In no way am I saying West sucks as a rapper but he’s mediocre, not the next coming of Common. The fact that Kanye himself acts as if he’s the greatest thing to walk the planet makes him even worse. There are 20 rappers in the last 10 years who would burn Kanye even if they had bronchitis. West needs to check his ego at the door. True hip hop fans know that quote well.

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50 Cent

How about this: rather than me creating an argument about how overrated 50 Cent is, how about someone explain to me why he’s held in such high regard? It’s called MTV, a force in music that will blow up anyone for the right amount of money. If you don’t think producers, record companies and even artists themselves don’t pay MTV for massive exposure, you’re wrong. MTV hasn’t treated hip hop right since they canceled Yo! MTV Raps. Get a clue, MTV. In fact, shut down and leave music!

Anticon

Anticon (Sole & Alias)

This is for all you underground/indie hip hop fans still swinging on this group’s ball sack: FUCK ANTICON. Just because you listen to Anticon doesn’t make you hip hop either. It makes you a self righteous jerk off who thinks they know hip hop. People responded to another post I wrote claiming Sole was great. Sole sounds like a typical white rapper trying to be incredible but falls into a category more along the lines of decent. Maybe Anticon and Immortal Technique can tour together for the MOST OVERRATED RAPPERS TOUR 2010. By the way, does anyone know why Atmosphere left Anticon? It’s because they suck balls. For Anticon fans who will write me hate mail, I hope you enjoy writing it as much as I’ll enjoy reading it.

Lil Wayne

Lil Wayne

Most people who ride Lil Wayne’s jock are below the age of 21. He’s a decent rapper but he’s listed here simply because he’s getting way too much recognition during a time when hip hop is at a low point. Because there’s such a terrible pool of MC’s at right now in mainstream rap, Lil Wayne gets by as an above-average artist. Declaring himself the greatest rapper of all time made his teenage brethren defend him even more. Sometimes it’s fun to watch nonsense manifests itself and tries to act as if it’s making sense.

Young Jeezy

Young Jeezy

I wonder if Jeezy walks around with a bucket of hooks just in case he has to stop in the studio on short notice. It feels as if he half-asses his verses just to reach the hook where he puts in an effort. There’s much too much hoopla around Jeezy, a rapper that hasn’t made true hip hop heads blink an eye. With our ADD attention span these days, a decent hook is all it takes to get a hot single that the MTV generation will buy. There’s always a rapper like this but there’s too many of these guys in hip hop right now. It makes me sick to my stomach.

RAPPERS WHO HAVE BEEN CALLED OVERRATED BUT AREN’T

Tupac

Tupac

Don’t be a fool. I’ve read many arguments against Tupac and not one made a decent point. Most of his critics think he only rapped about drugs and guns but this isn’t the case. Another thing missing from today’s MC’s is passion. It’s not coming out int he rhymes as much as it used to. Tupac was a master of this. He’d step up to the mic and let it all out, even if the beat sucked, even if it wasn’t his best lyrics, Tupac always gave you 100%. Rappers these days seem like they’re giving you 50% most of the time.

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Eminem

I’m as against mainstream and pop music as any underground head would be but no matter how many records Eminem has sold, it’s downright silly to deny his skills. He can rhyme fast, slow, in harmony, hard, and off beat, an arsenal of rapping tools not many MC’s can boast of. Dr. Dre is no idiot and has hand picked two of the most recognized rappers of all time in Snoop and Eminem. That’s not a flue. You can hate what he raps about and represents, but don’t call him overrated. That’s just plain wrong.

Jay Z 2

Jay Z

Same situation and I’m not a big fan. Jay Z can pretty much do it all except drop a verse super, super hard. For those of you who don’t understand what that means, listen to Tupac, Biggie, Gift of Gab, Common or Chuck D. But Jay Z is as smooth as it gets with his skills, keeping you with the beat the whole time. Part of the reason I think some people consider him overrated is because he makes some difficult things in his songs seem easy.

Snoop 2

Snoop Dogg

Hip hop experts can make a good argument for Snoop being overrated, I won’t take that away from anyone who feels that way. However, let’s be honest, who’s the smoothest MC you’ve ever heard? When Snoop hits the mic, everyone feels like passing a joint and kicking back, in a great mood to enjoy some melodious west coast hip hop. Lyrically, Snoop is definitely not the best nor is he even in the discussion, but when he came onto the scene in the early 90s, everyone heard something different. That hasn’t changed. A lot of MC’s still try to be like Snoop, not the other way around.

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Biggie Smalls/Notorious B.I.G.

Those that call Biggie overrated are probably the same that claim Eminem isn’t a great rapper either. It’s almost not worth mentioning since the rationale behind calling Notorious overrated is about as far fetched as it gets. Listen to his catalogue and you’ll notice one of his best skills is coming hard on beats with his delivery. Not many MC’s can do this as I believe it’s one of the rarest qualities in hip hop today. Biggie was one of the best at this, as well as his west coast foe, Tupac. They died and some of hip hop died with them. True story. :(

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The Game

People try to hate on the Game but they have no clue about what makes up a great MC. For a gangster rapper, The Game is as good as they game. He’s got that raspy, tough delivery and a clever way with thug lyrics. Some hip hop critics put too much emphasis on vocabulary and don’t focus on wordplay, a trick that seems to deteriorate as the years go on in popular rap. You have to respect Game for what he does in his niche, a world that isn’t true hip hop but we’re forced to listen to anyways. Dr. Dre and Snoop turned gangster rap into a fun time and The Game carries on the tradition.

EVEN THE PYGMIES KNOW WHAT’S UP

Monday, September 14th, 2009

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They gotta get their smoke on too.

CREEPY COUPLE

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

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Bizarre shit.

BEST RAPPERS YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

It’s always about Lil Wayne or Kanye West. Jay-Z or 50 Cent. Eminem or Ja Rule. But what about those artists that remain in the underground or have been mainstays in the independent hip hop scene for over 10 years? Most are better than all mainstream rappers. In fact, Eminem and Jay-Z are the only big time guys with great skills. The others are good rappers, not great.

6 Rappers You Probably Never Heard Of

Slug

#6 Slug – Atmosphere

Straight out of Minneapolis, Slug is at the helm of his group, Atmosphere, and holds fort with a very melancholy authority. If you like positive hip hop, Atmosphere is not for you as Slug mainly focuses on bad relationships and other depressing subject matter and can sometimes take it too far, but that’s also what makes him great. He stretches the limits and doesn’t care what you think.

Organized Konfusion

#5 Pharaohe Monch & Prince Poetry – Organized Konfusion

In my opinion, this is the greatest MC duo the hip hop world has ever witnessed. If you look back over the history of hip hop, there weren’t many groups with just two rappers. Tribe Called Quest is another good one but compared to the lyrical and verbal deliveries of both rappers from Organized Konfusion, it’s not close. Don’t believe me? Download “Bring It On”, the remix, and tell me these two aren’t ridiculous rappers.

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#4 Aceyalone – Freestyle Fellowship

Ask anyone who likes west coast indie hip hop about Aceyalone and they’ll tell you he’s one of the biggest reasons they were put on the map. Aceyalone has tons of songs, some solo, some with his buddies in Freestyle Fellowship, all showing a unique ability of style, substance and skills. He’s completely west coast, has some classic underground songs and remains an Los Angeles hip hop legend to this day.

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#3 Del tha Funkee Homosapien – Hieroglyphics

The name says it all. He’s not funky, he’s funkee. Came on to the scene in the very early 90′s with “Mr. Dobalina” and “Dr. Bombay” from his frist album, I Wish My Brother George Was Here. It’s one of the greatest hip hop albums of all time in the same way 2001: Space Odyssey is one of the best movies of all time. It’s far, far out, unlike anything in rap anyone had heard at the time and showcased a talent that would never be duplicated.

Lyrics Born

#2 Lyrics Born – Quannum

Quannum is the most phenomenal group of hip hop talent in assembly today. Two incredible beat makers and 3 spectacular rappers. They’ve added more people in the last few years but the first five remain the only true talents. One MC is Lyrics Born, one of the few asian MC’s in hip hop and an amazing and completely different breed. He can rap fast, hard, and change his delivery so frequently in one song, it’s hard to fathom one guy doing it all.

Blackalicious

#1 Gift of Gab – Blackalicious & Quannum

Also from Quannum, the best rapper of all time, in my opinion, is Gift of Gab out of Oakland, California. Listening to him rap is as beautiful as a song sung by a tenor. What makes him so awesome is his ability to marry his lyrics and flow to the music of his longtime DJ/Producer, Chief Xcel. It’s usually a very cool, harmonious tune that feels more like a great song than a great hip hop track. He’s been featured on many songs and has some excellent albums with Blackalicious. A classic hip hop song he did with DJ Shadow, “Swan Lake”, is worth a download.

NO MORE QUARTERS FOR MY LAUNDRY

Friday, September 4th, 2009

Weed Machine

Well, at least they were put to good use.

MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM

Tuesday, September 1st, 2009

Weed bedroom

But I told her I still had some stuff hanging up to dry.