HIS NAME: LOUIS REARD
WE KNOW HIM AS: THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE BIKINI
French engineer Louis Reard invented the modern day bikini and I think we all have to thank him for making our beaches, swimming pools and lifeguards that much better and HOTTER. It’s funny, the bikini shocked the country of France when it appeared on French beaches back in 1947. Funnier still is that the bikini was originally a Greco-Roman invention, further cementing the Romans as having a thing for showing their legs, including (unfortunately for all of us) the men. Now for the best fact about bikinis you didn’t know: Mr. Reard named the bikini after a nuclear weapons testing site in the Pacific called Bikini Atoll. Now, that’s pretty cool. Hail Louis Reard!!!
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