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Best Posse Cuts of All Time

Monday, February 8th, 2010

A posse cut is a hip hop song by more than four rappers. A group itself cannot make a posse cut however, a crew can. Wu-Tang Clan, Hieroglyphics and any crews like this qualify for many posse cuts but I limited this list to one per crew. Freestyles were excluded since they’re not premeditated songs.

Here we go, from 15 to 1

15) Tie

Self-Destruction (KRS One, MC Lyte, Kool Moe Dee, Stetsasonic, D-Nice, Ms. Melodie, Doug E. Fresh, Just Ice, Heavy D, Public Enemy)

Doug E. Fresh: “Things been stated, re-educated, evaluated/thoughts of the past have faded.”

We’re All In The Same Gang (King Tee, Body & Soul, Def Jef, Michel’le, Tone Loc, Above the Law, Ice-T, Dr. Dre, MC Ren, JJ Fad, Young MC, Digital Underground, Oaktown’s 3.4.7., MC Hammer, Eazy E)

Young MC: “I try my best to set an example, sayin hype lyrics over hip-hop samples.”

14) What’s Up Doc? (Can We Rock?) (Shaq & Fuschnicken)


Chip: “So howdy, my partner, I starts to get meaner/so ask Bob for hope, nope, not Mr. Bob Dobailina/oh, where has my mic gone? Tell me, have you seen her?/I stretch like a condom and gets plump like a weiner.”

13) Headbanger (EPMD, K-Solo, Redman)

Redman: “Surpise niggaz, the original p-funks you up/I take a hit from a spliff and then get biz with the new cut/because I can jam like teddy if you let me/a Goodfella but still rugged like Joe Pesci.”

12) Uni4orm (Cannabis, Ras Kass, Heltah Skeltah)

Cannabis: “I pulverize MC’s and blow up mics/from street corner cyphers to international web sites/I’ll run up on you and set it for no reason/my flows are like body-blows that cause internal bleeding.”

11) Live At The BBQ (Nas, Akinele, Large Professor, Fatal)

Nas: Poetry attacks, paragraphs punch hard /my brain is insane, I’m out to lunch God /science is dropped, my raps are toxic /my voicebox locks and excels like a rocket.

10) The Symphony (Masta Ace, Craig G, Kool G Rap, Big Daddy Kane)

Kool G Rap: “When G Rap strikes the mic, I recite the type of hype that you like/and make the people unite, grip up hips and zip up lips/step on reps, you flip and wanna sip on my tip.”

9) Triumph (Wu-Tang Clan)

Inspektah Deck: “I bomb atomically, Socrates’ philosophies/and hypothesis can’t define how I be droppin these/mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery/flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me.”

8) What’s the Difference? (Dr. Dre, Phish, Xzibit, Eminem)

Xzibit: “Yo I stay wit it while you try to perpetrate, play wit it/never knew about the next level until Dre did it (yeah!)/I stay committed while you motherfuckers baby-sitted/I smash you critics like a overhand right from Riddick”

7) Flava In Ya Ear (Remix) (Craig Mack, Rampage, Notorious BIG, LL Cool J)

Busta Rhymes.: Five new flavas on beat…feel the fuckin’ heat/I really think you should retreat while we blow up the street/instead of copping pleas just freeze, maintain the focus while we smoke these marijuana trees.”

6) Lafleur Laflah Eshkoshka (Fab 5 – Heltah Skeltah, Original Gun Clappaz, Buckshot)

Rockness Monsta: “Ay carumba, strang gun clappa number/one on the set and I’ll cut ya like lumber/still play the back in my thundergear, down to my underwear/make all you muthafuckas wonder where”

5) The Points (Notorious BIG, Coolio, Doodle Bug, Big Mike, Buckshot, Redman, Menace Clan, Heltah Skeltah, Bone Thugs, Jamal)

The four short verses by Bone is part of the reason this is one of the top 5 posse cuts of all time. Biggie, Buckshot, Redman and Jamal are all pretty good as well.

4) Soweto – (Pep Love, Tajai, Casual, Del, A-Plus, Opio of Hieroglyphics)

Del: “So I go astray throw aways blow away/every hope I hold today, we were sold as slaves/the sky is cold and grey, my niggas showed the way/so fan and listen now with this I see my golden age.”

3) Hit ‘Em Up – (Tupac & Outlawz, E.D.I. Mean, Hussein Fatal, Yaki Kadafi)

Tupac (Chorus): “Grab ya glocks, when you see Tupac/call the cops, when you see Tupac (uhh)/who shot me, but ya punks didn’t finish/now ya bout to feel the wrath of a menace nigga, I hit em’ up…”

2) Scenario (Tribe Called Quest & Leaders of the New School)

Phife Dawg: “Aiyyo Bo knows this (what?) and Bo knows that (what?)/but Bo don’t know jack, cause Bo can’t rap/well whaddya know? the Di-Dawg is first up to bat/no batteries included, and no strings attached.”

1) Notorious Thugs (Notorious BIG, Bone Thugs & Harmony)

Notorious: “Spit yo’ game, talk yo’ shit/grab yo’ gat, call yo’ click/squeeze yo’ clip, hit the right one/pass that weed, I got to light one/all them niggaz, I got ta fight one/all them hoes, I got ta like one/our situation is a tight one/whatcha gonna do, fight or run?”

THE TIP TOP OF HIP HOP

Monday, May 4th, 2009

I’ve made a list, in no particular order, of some of the greatest hip hop albums of all time, stop pop culture style. Most of these albums dropped before hip hop had even become “pop culture”. Please, feel free to lend more as these aren’t the be all, end all.

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Nas – Illmatic

Some consider this to be the greatest hip hop album of all time although I tend to disagree, albeit due to personal reasons, not facts. However, this classic lesson in true hip hop can’t be disputed as one of the best since damn near every track hits hard and Nas’s lyrical flow is hard to stop listening to.

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Del the Funkee Homosapien – I Wish My Brother George Was Here

This is one of those Pulp Fiction albums of greatness: it’s not great fundamentally but incredibly innovative and difference, hence, making it incredible. This was Del’s introduction to hip hop fans and there were no questions asked afterwards knowing now that Del was an incredibly gifted rapper as well as one of strangest son of a bitches hip hop will ever know.

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Nia – Blackalicious

Any true hip hop head will tell you it’d be hard to find a better rapper than Gift of Gab from Blackalicious. There really isn’t anything he can’t do on the mic. If you really want proof of this, Nia is the album for you. And, if you have a chance, download or buy the single “Swan Lake” that Gift of Gab did with DJ Shadow around the same time, one of the greatest hip hop songs of all time. ‘Nuff said.

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Freestyle Fellowship – Innercity Griots

Quite possibly the album that put underground hip hop on the map forever, Fellowship’s Innercity Griots is a classic to anyone who knows about hip hop on the west coast. You mentioned Fellowship (nobody bothers with the word Freestyle anymore) on the left coast and you’re bound to run into some smiles. Aceyalone and Mikah 9 lead the way of the lyrically gifted Los Angeles hip hop ensemble definitely worthy of a listen and a buy.

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Notorious B.I.G. – Ready to Die

Here’s something interesting: I’m a west coast guy however, you will not see any Tupac albums on this list. Why? None were quite good enough. 2Pac had some classic, great songs, but not any true classic albums. At least not in my book. From first song to last song, Ready to Die is incredible. What’s funny is the big hits from Biggie’s first album (Juicy, Big Papa, One More Chance) aren’t even the best song. The title track, Ready to Die, is incredible. Listen to it. Then, listen to it again and again and again until you realize how damn good it is.

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The Roots – Do You Want More?!!!??!

Ah, the Roots, possibly the most gifted hip hop ensemble all around since they make all of their music with instruments and have a great rapper to boot. When this album dropped, it blew everybody in the world of hip hop away. The songs were jazzy but hit hard and still remained mellow and melodious. What’s great about the Roots is they have a unique sound that’s impossible to mimic and their first album is a very indicative of this.

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Tribe Called Quest -Midnight Marauders

Yes, you may think I’m a whack job with this choice since so many hip hop fans would pick Tribe’s first or second album as their best however, their third installment was a complete sleeper and therefore makes this list on that little fact alone. Tribe fans tend to get caught up in their Bonita Apple Bum and Scenario days, both classic hip hop tracks. The final cut on this album, God Lives Through, is one for the ages, and an incredibly fun song to listen to if you’re a hip hop fan that goes way back. To hear Tribe name some of their hip hop brethren in this song always gives me the goose bumps.

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New Jersey Drive Soundtrack Vol. 1 & 2

I don’t think any of our newer hip hop heads have ever heard of New Jersey Drive or its classic soundtrack, an album that was far better than the movie it was made for. There’s so many hidden gems on these two volumes that it’s hard to pick which ones stand out but “You Won’t Go Far” by O.C. and Organized Konfusion is one of the better tracks. But this purely east coast lineup is damn hard to beat just to name a few of them: Organized Konfusion, O.C., Black Moon, Outkast, Redman and Notrious B.I.G. Buy this album and show it off to all your homies that have never heard of it.

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DJ Shadow – Entroducing

Quite possibly the greatest musical hip hop achievement of all time, DJ Shadow’s first album, Entroducing, is one of the most amazing gifts to your ear you will ever receive. Listen as he takes you on the most incredible journey through the sounds of hip hop that you will ever take in your life. This man is so damn gifted and this album so great that it doesn’t even need rapping in it. It should be every rapper’s dream to make a song with DJ Shadow at the helm because his beats are perfectly constructed without even a minor blemish. If you haven’t heard this album, GET IT!!! All you need to do is shut your pie hole and listen to hip hop music at its finest.

STOP WATCHING THIS CRAP

Thursday, April 2nd, 2009

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SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE (NBC)

Saturday Night Live is not Saturday night funny anymore. Not to take anything away from the greatness this show once was, today’s version of Saturday Night Live is disgustingly pale in comparison to its earlier predecessors. Nobody is reminiscent of Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, John Belushi and Chris Farley. Those who still manage to put SNL into their shortage of time is truly nothing short of lame in my eyes. Why? Because it’s not funny. At all. Even Will Farrell’s SNL wasn’t that funny. And yeah, Will Ferrell is SUPER OVERRATED. And not funny. Did I mention he’s not funny?

WATCH THIS INSTEAD

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IN LIVING COLOR (FOX)

Sketch comedy at its best and edgiest (on network tv anyways), In Living Color was basically the hip hop fuck you to Saturday Night Live. The multiracial Fox (of course) show was an immediate hit and even drew 25 million viewers during a controversial Super Bowl Halftime Show segment. What was also cool was the hip hop groups coming out to perform at the end of the show for the audience. It helped put hip hop in the public eye too. Jim Carey and Damon Wayans play two of the most memorable sketch comedy characters of all time in Fire Marshall Bill and Homey D. Clown. Oh, and besides Carey and Wayans, the show also gave us Jennifer Lopez (as one of the Fly Girls), Marlon Wayans (Damon’s brother), David Alan Grier and Jamie Foxx. Not bad for only five seasons.

EASTERN DIAMONDBACK VS WESTERN DIAMONDBACK

Monday, March 2nd, 2009

BATTLE OF THE BEASTS: EASTERN DIAMONDBACK VS WESTERN DIMAONDBACK RATTLESNAKE

We all pretty much know that, when out in the wild, the sound of a rattle indicates DANGER DANGER DANGER. For the sound of a rattle means there’s a rattlesnake nearby and it’s not happy that you’re near them. Fortunately, the rattle is your warning just in case you were planning on moving any closer. Should you choose to continue, the rattlesnake will bite your ass. Bad. And add a lot of nasty poison to the bite.

However, which rattlesnake is which? And what would happen if an east coast rattler met up with a west coast rattler? I figured it would be fun to make this an east coast/west coast battle in a throwback to 90′s hip-hop where everyone seemed to have a beef with another rapper from the “other coast”.

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EASTERN DIAMONDBACK (Crotalus adamanteus)

SIZE: 3.5-7 1/2 FT

The heaviest of the rattlesnake family, the eastern diamondback has been reported to reach 8 feet in length but most of the bigger specimens found are normally between six and seven feet. Also, to keep with its theme of being large, the eastern diamondback can also claim the longest fangs of any other rattlesnake as well.

If you live west of the Mississippi, have no fear of the eastern diamondback because the furthest west it seems to venture is Louisiana. Maybe one of them will bite Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal soon. In fact, if you’re in the northeast, midwest or the entire west coast, you won’t be meeting an eastern diamondback anytime soon. If you don’t live in those places mentioned above, LOOK OUT!

Snakes in general, unless constrictors, aren’t the type for larger than life prey. They tend to eat small rodents, lizards, frogs, insects and sometimes birds. However, because eastern diamondbacks are rather large, rabbits tend to be the main course. That’s impressive for a snake below ten feet.

Well, to put it shortly, DON’T GET BITTEN BY ONE OF THESE. Their venom is highly toxic and is known for hemorrhaging and is so powerful, it can lead to cardiac failure. Known to have a 30% mortality rate. That’s pretty damn high for human mortality rates among animals. It’s also why it’s known for more snake bites in the U.S. than any other snake.

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WESTERN DIAMONDBACK (Crotalus atrox)

SIZE: 3-6 FT

As far as size goes, the east coast has the edge. The western diamondback is the second largest rattler in the U.S. behind its eastern cousin as well as the second most in snake bites.

The western diamond roams a larger geographic area than the eastern diamondback, giving it a little more flexibility. It’s been caught as far east as Arkansas and as far south as Mexico, extending all the way over to all parts of the west coast. To put this simply: this snake’s got range.

Just like its rattler cousin over in the east coast, the western diamondback feeds on small rodents like rats and mice and moles and rabbits. It also primarily does its hunting at night or in the early mornings when the temperature is cooler. Even more shocking with the western diamondback is that they’ve been known to go up to two years without eating. Yikes!

As far as we go, western diamondbacks encounter humans a lot more than eastern diamondbacks do. They’re the number one snake killing the folks of northern Mexico, where many people populate the area. Western diamondbacks are known to be horribly toxic but their venom can sometimes be applied heavily, making the bite very dangerous. Their venom attacks cells, red blood cells and causes paralysis and muscle destruction. Anybody want to volunteer for a bite? Didn’t think so.

WHO WINS?

THE SAGE SAYS…if both snakes are the same size, it’s hard not to choose the one with larger fangs and a tougher reputation. Though I’m a west coast guy, it tough not to pick the eastern diamond back to win this fight. I say it’s a long battle but a bad bite to the western diamondback’s head would end this fight shortly. Victory: Eastern diamondback rattlesnake.

EASTERN DIAMONDBACK WINS!

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