STOP POP CULTURE GIRL: JACLYN ROSE

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

Jaclyn Rose – Stop Pop Culture Girl

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I believe what makes me different is I am a genuine, down to earth, giving and kind person. I have spent most of my life volunteering for various causes and giving back to my community in any way I can. I was given many awards for my volunteering, including a proclamation from the mayor of my hometown for being the “Citizen of the Year”.

Most of Pop Culture makes me sick. The way girls are made to feel they have to be a certain weight and look a certain way to be considered beautiful is just beyond me. People seem to be so wrapped up in their outside appearance that they forget that it honestly is the inside beauty that matters. Looks fade, a beautiful heart is forever. The way our society obsesses over celebrities and what they are doing and how much money they have just really gets to me. I have no interest in any of it.

Family is everything to me. Love, laughing, being outdoors, the little things in everyday life that most people take for granted, I never overlook for a second. When I die I want to be remembered as the girl who always put others first, and did it with a smile.

Want to learn more about me?

myspace: http://www.myspace.com/simplyun4getable
model mayhem: http://www.modelmayhem.com/jaclynrose

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HOT SEXY AND THICK

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

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Tocarra Jones = SMOKING. If she’s considered a plus size model, I strongly support more plus size models in the industry.

COOL STUFF GUYS INVENTED: BIKINI

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

HIS NAME: LOUIS REARD

WE KNOW HIM AS: THE MAN WHO INVENTED THE BIKINI

French engineer Louis Reard invented the modern day bikini and I think we all have to thank him for making our beaches, swimming pools and lifeguards that much better and HOTTER. It’s funny, the bikini shocked the country of France when it appeared on French beaches back in 1947. Funnier still is that the bikini was originally a Greco-Roman invention, further cementing the Romans as having a thing for showing their legs, including (unfortunately for all of us) the men. Now for the best fact about bikinis you didn’t know: Mr. Reard named the bikini after a nuclear weapons testing site in the Pacific called Bikini Atoll. Now, that’s pretty cool. Hail Louis Reard!!!

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*God bless America!!!

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*Hello, nice to meet you. And you. And you. And you. And…I think you get it.

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*The new “I Love Lucy”

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*Great things come in threes, and in pairs!

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*That’s Miss Keeley Hazel to you, boys.

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*Ass, ass, ASS!

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*Denise Milani. Go google her name.

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*Beyonce. You don’t have to google her name. YUMMY!

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“Oh, Kim, you’re so fine. Holy shit, you blow my mind.” -The Kim Kardashian version of “Mickey”.

COOL STUFF GUYS INVENTED

Friday, March 13th, 2009

STEREOPHONES (HEADPHONES)

INVENTED BY: JOHN C. KOSS

While headphones had already been invented, they were primarily used for communication purposes, not for music. So when John C. Koss took his invention to a hi-fi show in Wisconsin, it was an enormous hit. In fact, what he had originally gone to the show for in the first place became obsolete while the stereophones blew the roof off the place. The Japanese were so impressed that they immediately began making their own version of the headphones and the rest is basically history. History in that once the Japanese decided they could make headphones, it was over. By the way, I wanted to make all the pictures on this blog hot chicks wearing headphones, something I think I’ve achieved successfully. I’m such a pig!

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“Me love you long time.” And I love you long time too!

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*can headphones get prettier just by the person who wears them? Hot!

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“Look, Ma, lesbians!”

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*there is no wrong way to wear headphones. In fact, I commend this woman’s creativity and other things

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*famous Russian DJ Niki Belucci. Making headphones proud.

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Yes, she actually does DJ topless. Russia is beginning to appeal to me.

Next time you slip your iPod earphones in your ears, or your giant stereophones on your head, just remember John C. Koss who started it all in the first place.

MONEY, HONEYS AND PLAYBOY BUNNIES

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

I thought it might do us all some good to compare a few brunettes in this category. Let’s take a look, shall we?

$MONEY$

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LAUREN CONRAD

The main star of MTV’s The Hills, Lauren Conrad is just another hot rich girl who was a friend of a friend whose father has a lot of connections or something along those lines. The show is about nothing and I don’t care to elaborate because that would be giving the show and its characters a little too much credit. I think many of you feel me on this. However, I don’t lie, and Miss Conrad is a beautiful girl but how does she match up against some of our other contestants?

HONEY

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ASIA CARRERA

Asia Carrera was a world famous porn star for about 10 years from 1993-2003. Now, if you can get over the fact that she’s hot and obviously a freak, I’ll let you in on something interesting: Asia Carrera has an IQ over 150! Yep. Bet Lauren Conrad can’t claim anything of that nature.  On the contrary, Conrad wasn’t getting banged on camera all the time either so that’s in her favor by most people’s standards. Either way, she’s one of the most popular porn stars of all time. 

PLAYBOY BUNNY

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CARMELLA DECESARE

WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Anybody who disagrees with me needs to see a psychiatrist.

Until next week, so long.

STOP…CALLING THEM FAT

Tuesday, February 24th, 2009

Yet another episode of trying to prove a point to the masses by pulling a bunch of pictures of women considered “too fat” to be regular models. It’s the same women who have been told “the camera puts on weight” and cast aside for anorexics.

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*this photographer has a long, successful career ahead of him.

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*”Tina got a big ole buttI know I told you I’d be true/but Tina got a big ole butt so I’m leavin’ you” -LL Cool J Big Ole Butt

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*well known PLUS SIZE model Charlotte Croyle. I’d love to see how many guys would actually turn this one down.

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*from a “Jeans for Curvy Girls ad”. I’m  serious. H-O-T.

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*I figure Tyra Banks’ reaction is due to this model’s baby fat. Funny how the tables kind of turned on her, ain’t it?

Once again, I think we need a quick recap.

bbw-in-brown NORMAL

skinny-celebrity-woman NOT NORMAL