Since nobody seems to be able to shut up about Chris Brown or Rihanna or both in the last month, I figured I’d do my own spin on the entire ordeal with an old quote from Brown that kind of made me chuckle. It’s fun going back and pulling quotes from a dude who’s in serious trouble with the American public because of allegedly beating the ever loving shit out of his girlfriend, Rihanna. Why he’d have to smash such a beautiful young woman’s face in like he seems to have from the looks of those pictures that were accidently released is beyond me but my belief is it has something to do with Chris Brown’s personal insecurities. When you’re pounding a girl like that, you’ve got some SERIOUS issues deep down that you’ve got to confront.
SERIOUSLY SERIOUS ISSUES!
“I am seeking the counseling of my pastor, my mother and other loved ones and I am committed, with God’s help, to emerge a better person.”
STOP SAYING THAT!
So, do you mean to tell me, that with God’s help, you will change? With God’s help, your fist and hands will be prevented from pounding a young lady’s face in? Will God stop you from turning Rihanna from this gorgeous, pretty, sweet little face to…
…this battered, beat up and disturbingly swollen face?
*Are you Rihanna?! I don’t remember all the swollen parts of your face.
Christopher Maurice Brown. Singer, dancer, entertainer, woman-beater. You know, I was wondering when we’d have another Ike Turner to take the reins of “celebrity wife beaters” into the new millennium. Sure, Brown is nine years late but better late than never, right? I only have one question left:
IS CHRIS BROWN’S CAREER OVER?
Let’s hope so. Chump. In the future, before smacking your Cover Girl model around, see if any other dudes will take Rihanna off your hands before you disassemble her face.
