WARNING
WARNING
WARNING
*this particular section contains LOTS of REALLY DISGUSTING and VILE, STOMACH-WRENCHING pictures from various movies. Some people may find this content shocking, disturbing and very offensive.
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!
I always wanted to write that but never had a legitimate reason until now. Now, my friends, I have a GREAT reason to start off this section with a hardcore disclaimer. Because this is about some really, truly, horrible and nauseating movies I’ve seen. And people watch them. And some have been wildly successful. It’s scary, actually.
So, what I’ve decided to do with this is divided it into 3 categories for the section’s genre that day: STUPID, POINTLESS & DISTURBING
TODAY: HORROR
THE STUPID
HOUSE OF WAX (2005)
Another movie I happened upon late at night on HBO. Unfortunately for me, this movie absolutely sucked balls! It’s kind of lame when they remake movies just for the kicks they get from the gore and then just put up a flick that has no intentions of paying attention to any kind of good story. The only good thing about this badly constructed horror movie is that Paris Hilton gets a lead pipe heaved at her and, successfully, impales her right through her talentless head.
THE POINTLESS
THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 (2007)
Actually, I had to watch this movie after watching its ridiculous predecessor a few weeks earlier. The Hills Have Eyes (2006) was already bad, a very unoriginal horror movie where everything seems to be too conveniently placed but this one doubles the disaster that the first one was. This revolves around a bunch of National Guard soldiers but what they’re doing out in the middle of the desert is anybody’s guess but I’m not one to really care. Anyways, they start getting picked off one by one by some vile mutant family living inside the hills. Had this movie not been made, life would have still moved on. Now that the movie has been made, it feels like life isn’t as good anymore.
THE DISTURBING
HOSTEL II
All I can say is, WOW!!! Basically, this time 3 chicks get seduced into an exotic spa that’s really the same Slovakian slaughterhouse as the first one. There’s also a connection between a bunch of characters but I wasn’t paying attention much to plot because it was too much of a secondary subject to the gore constantly being smashed into my face.
The above picture is from a scene where a sweet, virginal character is hanging naked upside down and her killer-to-be is an older naked chick who disrobes and proceeds to slice and dice her victim with a rusty scythe. As she bathes in her victim’s blood with glee, she decides she needs more blood to finish her bath and slashes the virgin’s throat, sending blood spewing all over her.
Yep. Pretty sick. Pretty nasty. Pretty disturbing.
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