Here to help you out with more things we buy that we don’t need that just empty our wallets.
MAKE IT A BLOCKBUSTER NIGHT
Blockbuster got Blockbusted. I ain’t making it a Blockbuster Night ever again. At $4.50 just to rent one new movie, it’s no surprise a lot of people, including tons of families, traded in their Blockbuster Nights for their Netflix que. It’s a better deal and you don’t even have to move from your. You do have to lift you fingers a bit in order to use the mouse but if you’re that lazy to complain about that, you’ve got some problems you need to work out. Also, telling me I get to keep the movie for four nights is pointless. What the hell do I need the movie four nights for? I pop it in that night and watch it and I’m done. That’s about 24 hours altogether and you’re selling me on four nights? Sheesh.
I’M A PLAYER SO I GOT TO HAVE MY HAT TO THE SIDE
“Gee, Ma, if all those cool, flashy rappers have those nice looking caps tilted to the side, why can’t I?” Well, because, not only are those rappers flossing and fronting and trying to be WAY cooler than they actually are, those rappers are also getting paid major cheddar, chips, scrilla, papers, money or whatever else they may be calling it these days. I just checked out www.lidz.com, one of the largest selling hat chains in the U.S. Checked out some of the Lakers hats and the old school Los Angeles Lakers hat with the light blue Minneapolis Lakers writing style was going for a measly $31.99. Yeah, I definitely did a double take there too. Back in 1993, these kinds of hats were all of $11 and still fit nice and still looked good. Oh, and we didn’t have them leaning off the side of our heads like a bunch of circus retards. And it always strikes me how people like that call handicapped people retards when in fact, maybe they should look in the mirror and reconsider the way they wear their hats. You chumps are just silly. Simply silly.
I HAVE TO BE ORGANIC, RIGHT?
Well, organic is better but you know who shops at Whole Foods? RICH PEOPLE!!! Sure, organic is fun and healthy and, well, organic but damn, it comes with a price. A BIG price. Just so you know, you can get organic at Trader Joe’s for much MUCH cheaper. Whole Foods sells their stuff high because of branding. People see Whole Foods and they think automatically it’s a better and healthier product. Not true. A bag of chips at Whole Foods can be $3-4. That same bag at Trader Joes: $1.80-3. To me, that’s a big difference. If you don’t notice that difference, you’re a fool. Or you have a lot of money. Either way, you’re still a fool for not shopping wisely.